Christopher Walken on Twitter
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There seems to be much confusion about Christopher Walken twitter account. Well, I know the story because I created the account.
In April of 2008, Clusterflock decided to try a PostSecret type account and open up the readers to contribute to our blog. There was some debate about the name (it was Garret who suggested Christopher Walken) and we put it to a vote. Deron, I guess, felt that Christopher Walken was the most compelling of the names: we just kept finding ourselves riffing off it. So, Deron created the account for the blog, not the twitter account. The rules for the account were simple:
Don’t be an idiot. If you’re an idiot, I’ll delete your post.
Otherwise, have fun, do anything you want. The Christopher Walken account may be used to promote something you’re doing that you’re proud of, as a sort of PostSecret for clusterflock, a way to point out something cool or funny or interesting. Really, for anything. Again, just don’t be an idiot.
Also, if you want to put your real name in the post, that’s fine, and if you want to point to your own site, that’s also fine. I may do some format editing until people get a handle on the house rules. Once we’ve lived with this for a while, we’ll decide whether to make it permanent.
Have fun.
Around October of 2008, twitter began to become popular with Flockers, so we all exchanged our twitter account information and took the sardonic irreverence to the twitterverse. The next day it struck me that a Walken account on twitter was a logical extension of our twitter presence so I created it.
You’ll notice, however, that the last link is cached. Turns out, after the account was fallow for a few weeks, somebody clusterflock-related took control of the account, changed the password, and started posting hilarity. So, I deleted the now-cached link to prevent confusion.

What makes the whole situation just so brilliant is that I don’t know who it is. I have theories, but I simply cannot bring myself to ask.
Update: @cwalken was interviewed by Maria Russo
Update: As of March 27th the account has been suspended for breach of ToS.
Update: As of March 30th the account has been reactivated, but it is now clear that it is a fake account.
Update: After twitter shenanigans and what we think might be an unintentional reactivation, @cwalken is officially being declared DEAD. I heard this from the gift horses mouth.
Update: The correspondance between the @cwalken author and twitter.
Update: The orginal @cwalken’s new twitter account is @clusterwalken
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I follow @cwalken and often find myself working to reduce the post size so I can retweet it. Whoever’s writing it, don’t scare him/her off. My stream would be the poorer for it. @robynmcintyre
I wouldn’t worry about that. @cwalken and I have communicated back in forth and he is sticking around as far as I am concerned.
Awesome! Whoever is posting is effing funny!
Some article-writer, movie-writer, actor-writer, should ask actor CWalken if he knows of it
I like reading the Twitter posts aloud in my best Walken impression. I amuse myself to no end. In an irony of all ironies, I would love it if this was indeed the real Walken. In my own fantasy world, it is.
Sadly the account was suspended as of today.
please re-start this twitter account. i will follow. i don’t care whose it was. it’s like a living art form. clever.
God I’m naive….I thought it was actually him! Bloody hilarious though, shame about the geese.
please twitterers, follow us at @bringbackwalken, the official petition for his return
please, i beg you, tweet about us. if cwalken were here, he would dance for you like he’s never danced before as a thankyou.
I lost Christopher Walken on Twitter, he just dissappeared! Now I know what Pooh Bear feels like when Christopher Robbins goes missing …
I’d like to think that I could bear the torch for cwalken, but you never know. Readers are pretty intolerant of their writers having ego. Anyway, I’ve started to write as @CaptKoons, in attempt to be a sufficient replacement. I’d appreciate some feedback. More Info: http://notcwalken.resonant.com/
the zombie of @cwalken has been resurrected as @clusterwalken. follow him and pass it on…
What a facinating article. I’m looking for a marketing expert to help with a project, could you help?
I am not entirely sure I am your man, John. I am just a guy who mucks about the internet and occasionally finds things before other folks.